I went out to my car this morning and saw a pink colored something covering the antenna of my Mitsubishi Lancer. I walked over and discovered this object:
It is a rubber penis/testicles antenna cover. I got a good laugh when I saw it. I'm not sure who put it there. It was surely a friend or my ex-husband, most likely my ex.
I am glad I discovered it before I took my daughter to preschool this morning. This would be a great prank to play on a pastor or teacher! Now I get to utter a phrase to my friends and ex that I thought I would never get the chance to say-"Are you missing a penis?"
2/18/09
Excuse me-Does This Penis Belong To You?
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If that's all your ex-husband was packing, no wonder you left him!
ooh the phantom dick dropper strikes again...someone left one on my keyboard when I worked in an office full of men but no-one owned up...little beggars
Ah... I remember... I shouted "What dickless idiot left this here!"
I tried demanding an identity parade ... but lost!
LOL...when you do find out who did it, ask him - have you lost your balls too?;)
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