This video reminds me of the time...um...never mind. In this commercial, a man is surprised to wake up next to a man-the Burger King. The King then hands the guy a breakfast croissant.
Now see, THIS is why the Burger King is my favorite monarch! Do you think you will ever wake up to find Prince Charles in your bed bearing a delicious breakfast sandwich? F&@# no, you won't! He's too busy showing up at charity events and the like.
I heard some idiot say they thought the King was creepy. What the hell? I have not had breakfast on a weekday in years because I hate mornings (I think I'm half vampire). I would be thrilled to wake up next to the Burger King and a hot breakfast.
So, Burger King, if you're reading this, consider this an open invitation.
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I'm thinking I might actually dress up for Halloween this year now. *Knock-knock*
"Uh. Yeah. I'm here for the gang-bang?"
Hmmmm. I would prefer if he left the breakfast on the nightstand right before I woke up. That way I wouldn't have to look at a moving puppet while trying to figure out what the hell time it is!
I would prefer a tooth ferry scenario where I would just wake up next to a magical breakfast. No freakish puppets in toe.
Erick,
ROFL! And after these commericials, I bet y ou will be able to find Burger King costumes in stores.
Heidi,
He's not a freak. I prefer "normalcy challenged."
Seriously. That would scare the %$#@! out of me if the King were in my bed when I woke up. And I think that goes for any masked individual that would try and pull that crap. :)
Ha-ha I never thought of it that way. I was always of the impression that waking up next to a dude in a costume was def a bad idea and makes one wonder....WTF did I do last night. But now when you mention this breakfast appeal maybe it ain't that bad.
Faith
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