I really love MySpace. It is a wonderful way to re-connect with classmates and friends. However, sometimes you can get some really weird or annoying people contacting you. Some examples of annoying messages I've received:
Work at Home Scam
I'm rich and I want to be your sugar daddy
Check out my new album
Let's be friends with benefits
But the one I received yesterday TAKES THE CAKE!
My name is Randy and I am associated with (name omitted)Entertainment. We are currently looking for beautiful women who would like to make some very good money modeling and acting through our agency.If you are interested in making lots of money this may be the opportunity for you! All participants must be over 18 years old (with proper ID), and should be very comfortable with their body, as well as have a very adventurous and fun-loving spirit.We are currently looking for beautiful young white ladies to feature with a few of our very well-endowed black actors. One-on-one, as well as threesomes are offered. If you have ever fantasized about this kind of sexual experience, then here is a chance for you to get paid as you realize your fantasy!We are very discreet and respect the privacy of all who are involved. This opportunity is not for everyone, but if you are interested, email me back and we will begin to explore the options . . . .Looking forward to your reply,"
You know, in today's economy, few people's jobs are safe. It is comforting to know that if this whole public/chartered accounting thing doesn't work out, I have a career in porn film to fall back on (gag!).
5/22/08
My Fallback Career in Porn Film
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I hear ya I get hit on at myspace so much it makes me want to cancel my account.
could you forward this to me? You know, just in case...
I sent you that note - now everyone knows - I thought you said it was going to be our secret :)
Benny, I changed your name to "Randy" in post. If you hadn't commented, no one would have known it was you!
It's always good to have a fallback.
Oh well - guess the secret is out :)
I like your blog.
Will stop in again when time permits.
your innocence is so sexy. Porn wouldn't be you, but if it were, well, I dunno, should I be thinking about that? lol
I'm off MySpace and Facebook for a while.
I like your very healthy attitude to junk.
May I redirect all my unwanted rubbish to you?
"Gag!"
yeah, seriously - in more ways than one.
Oh, I'm gonna add you on MS one day, just need to find a way to get ya on there.
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